Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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