Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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