Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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