what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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