Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
His nipple licking is glorious
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