She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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