the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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