How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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