I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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