you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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