this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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