I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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