Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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