it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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