Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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