Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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