ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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