idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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