So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I could fuck to npr.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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