i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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