He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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