we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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