Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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