i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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