Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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