Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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