so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just want nice things and good sex
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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