is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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