Soap is not a condiment
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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