So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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