This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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