This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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