dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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