Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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