I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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