She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Shame is for Republicans.
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