I wish I only lived at night.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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