how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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