Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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