is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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