In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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