i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I wish life had little blips of pornography
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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