your thong is hanging out like whoa
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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