Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
this hospital has no fireball
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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