I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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