The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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