Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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