Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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