he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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