Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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