may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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